Househappenings

Where has this woman been all my life?

Sharon first caught my attention through her absence, as she was evicted before the feeds even went on. But she was soon allowed to re-enter due to Neil's departure, and it was soon made clear that Neil's misfortune was our gain--and no one has gained more than me. Sharon's bold strategizing, put forth in a quiet, deceptively artless style, was nothing short of brilliant. Her solicitude for the well being of the beebies marks her as a rare kindly soul in a cutthroat house, a modern day St. Francis of Assisi, except with a bitchin' rack. Her flirtations and occasional trips to second base with the likes of Alex...er, and Matt--well, I won't pretend those weren't hard to watch on some level. But they have worked, serving to paint her as just another BB sex bunny when she is fact so much more, and is getting so much done behind the scenes.

She haunts my every waking hour, and a good 90% of my sleep. There have been alluring females on Big Brother before, and I admit to having my special favorites. But all of that child's play compared to what Sharon has given me over these last 8 weeks. Frankly, it's hard to remember what life was like without her now. And the thought of life without her once she leaves BB as the winner or (God forbid!!) gets evicted is unthinkable now.

So unthinkable, in fact, that I can't give it up. As soon as Big Brother 9 ends or Sharon is evicted, this becomes an all-Sharon blog, all the time. You'll be updated on her comings and goings, her appearances in the online reality community, the houses she sells. And after I "arrange" to meet her myself, you'll be hearing more about the kind of person she really is, for under that gorgeous exterior no doubt lies an ever gorgeouser interior.

I just don't know what else to say. I think only one 2-word phrase really suffices...and I think you all know what that is, if you've been paying close attention.